Free 30-minute consultation
30 minutes. Your case. No pitch.
A real 30-minute call — not a sales script — to figure out whether the Blueprint, the Comprehensive Assessment, or something simpler is the right next step for your situation. No pressure, no upsell.
Phone or video · Telehealth nationwide · HSA/FSA eligible · Free · 30 minutes
What the call actually looks like
Three things in 30 minutes.
FIRST 10 MIN
Your story
You walk through what you’ve been dealing with, what you’ve already tried, what’s changed, and what you’re hoping to figure out. We listen and ask the right follow-up questions.
NEXT 10 MIN
How we’d work it up
We walk you through what we’d test, what we’d be looking for, and what a likely protocol would look like — based specifically on your case, not a script.
LAST 10 MIN
What makes sense from here
Is the Blueprint the right starting point? The Comprehensive Assessment? Something smaller? Or honestly, are we not the right fit? You leave with a clear answer either way.
Who this is for
If any of these sound familiar, book the call.
“My thyroid is ‘fine’ but I still feel terrible.”
“Everything I used to do for weight loss has stopped working.”
“I’m in perimenopause and don’t know who to trust on what to do next.”
“My gut is a mess and elimination diets only help so much.”
“Standard bloodwork keeps coming back ‘normal’ but I know something’s off.”
“I’m considering the Blueprint but want to know if it’s right for my case first.”
Honest expectation setting
Sometimes the answer is “not us.”
If your case is outside our clinical scope, you’ll hear that on this call. If you’d be better served by your primary care, an endocrinologist, a specialist, or a different functional medicine clinic, Dr. Jared will say so directly — sometimes with a specific referral.
We’d rather have a 30-minute conversation that ends with “you’re not a fit for us” than enroll you into something that won’t help. There’s no charge either way.
Book the 30-minute consultation.
Short intake form, then pick your time. The call itself is 30 minutes.
Pick a time that works. Phone or secure video, your choice. No pressure on the call — we mean that.
Free · 30 minutes · No referral required
Twin Cities Metabolism. 1700 Hwy 36 W, Suite 400, Roseville, MN 55113 · (651) 636-0055 · info@tcmetabolism.com.
Medical disclaimer. The consultation is informational only and does not constitute medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Reviewed by Dr. Jared Larsen, LN, CNS, DC, MS. Last reviewed: May 2026.
No referral required · HSA/FSA eligible · Telehealth nationwide · Roseville, MN